Room With a Pageview

Time for another alienating pop culture reference!

My site recently achieved the ersatz milestone of 100 pageviews. The "bulk" (for lack of a better, more underwhelming term) of these hits were received before I started posting art last week, so it's anyone's guess as to why I got 90 pageviews during my page's Stagnant Period. I have, however, formulated a possible explanation for this, and this explanation is depicted in the image above.

If you don't understand, do yourself a favor and go see Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" with a live audience. Like most things, seeing this movie in theaters makes Rocky Horror look like a waste of time in comparison. When I saw it, people shouted "pizza" every time the Lisa character was on screen (in reference to her weight, I guess). I don't know if that's standard procedure around the country, but people do it in Los Angeles so that makes it official enough in my book. It also makes it fair game to link The Room's pizza references to my username.

The quote spoofed above is originally "you're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

Regarding the drawing itself: I did it fairly quickly, so it's pretty rough. I think "sketchy" is a good word to describe the whole affair. If I ever make it to 1000 pageviews, I'll be certain to draw something that approaches the realm being aesthetically pleasing. I could only find two reference pictures of Lisa, so who knows if that's accurate or not. I think she was actually wearing a dinner dress in the movie, as opposed to the scandalous short skirt I gave her here. So, my bad.

Unfocus!